Provided this isn't the front desk's attitude towards guests:
1-3-800-GET-LOST.
It's too bad they had to cheat by throwing in the "3." Take it out, and you reach an AT&T call center in some godforesaken place like Wisconsin. This one has been on my wish list for ages. And yes, by chance I entered a sweeps to this resort earlier this year. At the time, I didn't notice the neat 800 number. Here's the post for that sweeps, Always a Bride.